(I based the time stamps on my mobile phone inbox.)
10:00 am - Rode a cab to go home
10:30 am - EDSA was no longer moving. Cab turned right to take the road going to White Plains.
10:45 am - Cab had nowhere to go so it just parked on the side of the road. The driver and I contemplated on what to do next.
11:45 am - I decided that I would have better luck by just walking so I paid the cab driver, and we wished each other luck as I stepped out of the cab. My first thought was that I had to take a piss.
11:55 am - While walking back towards EDSA, I found the perfect spot to piss. Unfortunately, it was I was in full view of all the stalled motorists. It was almost beside the Corinthian Gardens Gate. But who cares, right?
(True enough, after I was done, another guy got off his car and did the same thing in exactly the same spot.)11:58 am - Continued walking. Towards the People Power monument, there was a stretch of the street that was flooded knee-deep.
12:30 pm - Reached the first gate of Camp Aguinaldo. By this time it was apparent why Edsa was at a standstill. The floods reached up to half of a bus' height.
Yup, I went through that. 12:35 pm - Camp Aguinaldo authorities decided to open the small pedestrian gate near where I was so that people go inside to shelter. In the process, I had to wade through waist-deep flood waters. People were very helpful.
12:45 pm - I reached higher ground in Camp Aguinaldo. There were military trucks and jeeps transporting people to the Santolan gate. Since there were a lot of us, I let the others go first while I looked for a store to buy a cigarette.
(I know, I know, I haven't smoked in ages. But I just had to.)1:30 pm - Finally got to maneuver myself into a military jeep. Reached the Santolan gate a few minutes later and texted a thousand people on how my day was going before proceeding.
1:40 pm - Started walking again. Destination: Gateway Mall.
2:30 pm - I learned from Nadj that RDOT is cancelled. By that time, I somehow reached Gateway Mall and found myself ordering a Steak Burrito Supreme, a Crunchy Taco Supreme, a cup of Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, and a refillable drink from Taco Bell.
2:35 pm - Dining/Texting/Wi-Fi'ing in Taco Bell while my wet clothes, jacket, umbrella and shoes were leaving a puddle at my feet.
(Thanks for understanding Taco Bell employees.)4:00 pm - After eating, I resolved to try to get a cab. For some reason, I began to uncontrollably shiver once I stepped outside of the mall, so I quickly proceeded to my favorite "tindahan" in the vicinity and bought a steaming-hot 3-in-1 cup of coffee and a stick of cigarette.
4:25 pm - Shivers gone, I started walking towards East Avenue when no cab driver was willing to take me in. Walked along EDSA and managed to avoid a knee-deep flood at the EDSA entrance of Kamias Road by walking underneath the flyover.
5:25 pm - Reached Eunilane in U.P. Village by this time. Attempted to walk through side streets to avoid the flooded Quezon Memorial Circle and reach Philcoa.
5:45 pm - Discovered that the exit to Philcoa via Masaya Street was blocked by waist-high, garbage-strewn flood. Decided to wade through it anyway. I kept to the side of the road to avoid the much deeper part in the middle. Other people took my lead.
I saw a dead rat float right past me.5:55 pm - Reached Philcoa and texted friends to give and get updates. It was already dark by this time.
6:10 pm - After using the pay rest room (P3.00), I rode one of less-crowded buses when I noticed that it was at least crawling at a steady pace.
7:00 pm - Reached home. (Thank you, Lord.)