You'd know it's the 21st century when toilet humor gets publicized in a grand manner such as these store signs:
^ I have a good mind to go to this store and ask the proprietress "Miss, kung ano man ang ihahanda mo, kakainin ko!"
^ This is an old one I pulled from my friendster account. Like I said there, it seems that the Philippines is slowly catching up to the electronics industry. I would imagine this to be a roadside sex shop specializing in vibrators for the lower-income consumers.
^ This is my most recent discovery. Apparently, the shop is owned by the brother of one of my multiply contacts. Imagine this scenario: it's your high school reunion, and everyone is talking about their current jobs. You work for this store, and you want to make it sound big-time. So when they ask you the question, you blurt out "Well, I'm currently with an upstart business and I work with pussies and bitches everyday. But I assure you, the legal stuff has already been taken care of (*wink, wink*)."
when we think about it, its just a store name, kainis lang..when somebody would ask you where are you working...can you proudly say.."I work as food server...diyan sa PEK-PEK Carinderia...try mo minsan"....heheh
ReplyDeletewhen i saw pussies and bitches at metro walk, i was sooo stunned and then sobra na akong natawa :))
ReplyDeleteCool cool. Hahaha. :) I love it.
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