TWO weeks ago I was at Robinsons-Pioneer to meet up with my girlfriend, Tine. I was early so I walked around the mall. In the process, I passed by a booth occupied by Greenpeace a number of times. They were apparently soliciting funds from passersby to fund their activities. Funny thing is that the two guys who were doing the soliciting only seemed to approach women. I must have passed them by around three times, but I never got the slightest notice from them.
Eventually, Tine arrived and as we were about to meet, this English-speaking Greenpeace ass-wipe went between us when we were just 2 meters away from each other, and began to pester Tine with his solicitations. This guy didn't even look at me as he tried to prevent me and Tine from holding hands ("Please ma'am, it only takes a few minutes.")
Feeling slighted, I shoved him aside and told him, "You're an asshole." When his friend overheard this, he began to concernedly approach us and I told him, "And you too." I gave both guys a staredown (which is a funny term to use because they were bigger than me) before Tine managed to pull me away.
Those Greenpeace jerks are irritating in a manner that makes Family First salesmen look patient and non-intrusive.
I wonder if those guys from the WWF are equally obnoxious.
