Showing posts with label likas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label likas. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

From the Likas logbook # 7 (Betbet and Ella)


January 14, 1998

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Quote of the Day [Yesterday]:

Ella:  Bakit binabaliktad yung Blizzard bago ibigay sa iyo?

Betbet:  Para hindi matapon yung ice cream.




[Chito's note:  Betbet, paki-explain naman o.  Masyadong profound.]


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From the Likas logbook # 6 (guess the writer)


The entry below was circa November 1997.

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SSSSSHHHEEEET!

Nakakahiya talaga, sobra!  I am so embarassment!  Hay naku, alam nyo ba, kaninang Th131 dini-discuss ni Fr. Dacanay na dati noong unang panahon (well, a few decades ago anyway) sexual intercourse, adultery and fornication was evil.  (I say "was" because now, only adultery & fornication is bad.)

          He was about to elaborate on this when he suddenly said, "But first, what is fornication?  Anyone?  *****!  What is fornication?"  Having the abdabs (see previous page for meaning), I said "sexual intercourse".  He said, "Well yes, but pertaining to what kind of sexual intercourse?" <-- not exact words, but that's how I understood him.

          Now I was thinking... "fornication...fornication...f...f...", then I blurted out: "...foreplay"? 

          AARGH!  Syempre lahat sila tumawa!  Sheesh!  This is so humiliation!


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Clues:

1.  "Turon"

2.  Male (?)










From the Likas logbook # 5 (Bryan)

Classic Bryan (Nespral).  Valentines' 1997.

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BRYAN'S PAPER POLDENG Lesson # 02
(a.k.a. kulam for no one!)

[How to make a paper] Ferrari
- 1 pc of intermediate pad paper
- 1 mirror
- 1 candle (psychadelic color) [Mia's note: wrong spelling! -> psychedelic!!!]

1.  write the following word for word on all pcs.
"I can not really make a FERARRI from paper. It is physically impossible.  I am such a dope and wallflower thinking I can make a FERRARI from paper."

2.  fold the intermediate pad into the same no. of letters in EDVIC PAUL JAVIER DIAZ (okey)

3.  and at the strike of 2:02 and 02 seconds light the candle

4.  unfold the paper and read the message against the mirror in its German equivalent.

5.  then in the morning call Edvic and ask him for the FERRARI and listen to his words of wisdom.

6.  Enjoy!


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From the Likas logbook # 4 (guess the writer)


This entry was written on January 14, 1997.

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bestpren ,

          alam mo, wala pa ring tatalo kay _ _ _ _ _.  He's still more handsome, mas mabait, at mas matalino.  And you see _ _ _ _ _ more than the Kaingay guy.  (pasensya na kahit new year na ganito pa rin ako.  Old habits die hard kasi.  Peace na lang uli.)

          onto other topics...

          alam naman naming tamad ka.  'Wag mo nang ipagkalat.  sabihin mo na lang kay _ _ _ _  _ na tulungan ka para astig!  atsaka lahat naman tayo tamad.  It's just another one of those diseases that have no cure basta may inspiration ka, kaya 'yan.

          good luck na lang sa buhay.  good luck na lang sa management.  Good luck na lang sa lovelife.  Good luck na lang kay _ _ _ _ _.

          Basta keep yourself alive and you'll do fine.  Keep yourself focused and you'll do fine with _ _ _ _ _.



bestpren

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Clues:

1.  "Life is bogus"

2.  Male

3.  Former Fincom head










Tuesday, November 11, 2008

From the Likas logbook # 3 (Macky)


Classic Macky.

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"you've got to
live a little
laugh a little
little two little
three little indians
that's the story of,
that's the glory of
ten little indian boys!"

(ang labo nito, ah!)

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From the Likas logbook # 2 (guess the writer)


The entry below is dated December 6, 1996.

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Dear Stelle,

          While I'm writing this, Rico Peña is staring (and probably admiring) [at] my back!  Yup, he's right here in our tambayan sa Colayco - making pa-cute.  Hindi, joke lang, hindi siya nagpapa-cute sa akin.  Pero pa-cute pa rin siya.  Siguro kaya siya nandito kasi hinahanap ka niya...

          Hmmm.  Ano kaya kung mabasa niya itong sinusulat ko?  Patay, Stelle, buking ka na ...  Oops, I mean, buking na siya.

Cheers!

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P.S.

O, anong ginagawa ni Jon Chua rito?  (Hindi joke lang) =)


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Clues:

1.  Has a very short nickname.

2.  Crush ng Kaingin











From the Likas logbook # 1 (guess the writer)


The entry below is circa December 1996. 

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I'm Obsessed!

Obsessed!

I tell you!  It's like dandruff - I can't get it out of my head!  it's like a nightmare but I can't wake up!

Aaargh!!

Any moment now you'll see me running around campus stark naked!

It looms over me day and night!  Anywhere I look it is staring me right in the face!

It's driving me crazy!

I'm obsessed and I love it.


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Clues:

1.  Female (?)

2.  Non-conformist

3.  Trying hard to be ambidextrous.