You'd know it's the 21st century when toilet humor gets publicized in a grand manner such as these store signs:
^ I have a good mind to go to this store and ask the proprietress "Miss, kung ano man ang ihahanda mo, kakainin ko!"
^ This is an old one I pulled from my friendster account. Like I said there, it seems that the Philippines is slowly catching up to the electronics industry. I would imagine this to be a roadside sex shop specializing in vibrators for the lower-income consumers.
^ This is my most recent discovery. Apparently, the shop is owned by the brother of one of my multiply contacts. Imagine this scenario: it's your high school reunion, and everyone is talking about their current jobs. You work for this store, and you want to make it sound big-time. So when they ask you the question, you blurt out "Well, I'm currently with an upstart business and I work with pussies and bitches everyday. But I assure you, the legal stuff has already been taken care of (*wink, wink*)."
